http://organ.blogsome.com Thu, 23 Mar 2006 15:58:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Jail sentencing laws in the U.S. are always completely reasonable. In rulings legal experts are calling “appropriate,” two men were sentenced to jail terms today. Sgt. Michael J. Smith, 24, tortured detainees at Abu Ghraib prison with his dog, a Belgian Shepard. (He is pictured in this famous photo.) Smith received six ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/03/23/justice-served-abu-ghraib-torturer-gets-6-months-cocaine-dealer-gets-4-years/ The Yankees revealed their new logo at a press conference today. Following a trend in corporate naming, the New York Yankees have been renamed the New York Goldman Sachses after a corporate buyout from Goldman Sachs investment bank. “After last quarter’s record profit, we just didn’t know what to do with all ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/03/22/following-trend-yankees-change-name-to-goldman-sachses/ Above: Hilary Clinton and Satan exchange pleasantries before their debate. In an event being described as “civil,” Democrat U.S. Senator Hilary Clinton and The Dark Lord Satan debated the subtleties of the Iraq war yesterday, on the third anniversary of the U.S. invasion. Satan began by expressing his unrelenting support for the ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/03/20/on-third-anniversary-of-us-invasion-of-iraq-hilary-clinton-satan-debate-subtleties-of-war/ Above: A profoundly obscene image. In a public battle revolving around the inherent obscenity of women’s breasts, Google today was ordered to give a list of 50,000 web sites to the Bush administration. Google recently made headlines for refusing to give the U.S. government a random sampling of 1 million Internet addresses ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/03/18/judge-orders-google-to-give-list-of-50000-sites-to-us-govt-bush-negligibly-closer-to-removing-bare-breasts-from-internet/ Above: “Anyone who is involved in terror, including Israeli Interim Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, will be a target,” explained Israeli Interim Prime Minister Ehud Olmert during an interview with that Jarusalem Post. In a recent interview with the Jarusalem Post, Israeli Interim Prime Minister Ehud Olmert stated that “Whoever is involved ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/03/10/israeli-prime-minister-threatens-military-action-against-himself/ Queens Congressional Representative Anthony Weiner is appalled by the notion of justice for Palestinians. Architect Richard Rogers was slated to design the absurdly expensive expansion of Manhattan’s Jacob Javitz convention center. But then Rogers did the unthinkable. According to Reuters, the architect hosted a meeting of Architects and Planners for Justice in Palestine, ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/03/09/new-york-elites-jusice-for-palestine-disgusts-us/ Above: Semi-transparent Ayn Rand worships at the altar of the dollar. The College Of New Jersey Ayn Rand Society, dedicated to promoting the works of ultra-capitalist Ayn Rand, has an extensive web page. The site details information on the group and provides links to other ultra-capitalists. But there’s just one problem: the ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/03/08/ayn-rand-society-web-page-exists-membership-does-not/ The New York Times frequently describes Israelis as “tough” and Palestinians as “militants” or “terrorists.” The New York Times is confused about who elected Hamas to govern the Palestinians. In an article today, the Times identifies Hamas as “the Islamic militant group elected to govern the Palestinians.” One might have a difficult ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/03/03/new-york-times-confused-about-who-elected-hamas/ Above: Justice Clarence Thomas sneaks up behind Anna Nicole Smith outside the courtroom. With issues like abortion rights, eminent domain, and torture in the foreground for many concerned Americans, the U.S. Supreme Court has taken bold action: “This court must settle the case involving former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith,” Chief Justice ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/02/28/supreme-court-justice-must-be-served-for-millionaire-former-playboy-model/ Above: A new strip of big box stores adds unique character to a suburb. “Oh!” exclaimed a wealthy suburban consumer this afternoon as she drove through her town’s main commercial thoroughfare. “I didn’t know they’d put a Barnes and Nobles’s up over there.” “Oh, and they put a Chili’s up too,” she ... http://organ.blogsome.com/2006/02/24/oh-they-put-a-barnes-and-nobless-here-asks-suburban-consumer/