“My thoughts and blessings go out to believers and non-believers alike — except for those damned homos,” proclaims His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI
Pope Benedict XVI says: You want this, don’t you. The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
But Lo!, with God’s Blessing, Benedict XVI has recently emerged with his first compassionate decree: banning homosexuals from priesthood.
Benedict XVI, the holiest former member of the Nazi Hitler Youth militia, went even farther, excluding priesthood from those who “support the so-called ‘gay culture.’”
Benedict himself once said that “Having a clear faith, according to the credo of the church, is often labeled as fundamentalism.”1 With the Pope’s deeply humanitarian act towards homosexuals, he will once and for all put that label to rest.
